1. (Source: bootythug, via elfgod)

  2. vinegod:

    My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

    (via ryl-e-coyote)


  3. benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:

    when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u


    (Source: trevorfuckinphilips, via mattfrombusted)


  4. kaliforhnia:

    Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

    (via happiest)


  7. guy:

    do you ever get to points in your life where you get through that one thing that has been bothering you so much and all of a sudden all your stress disappears and you feel content and comfortable

    (Source: guy, via guy)


  8. perks-of-being-chinese:

    when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

    (via abnels)

  9. (via guy)

  10. (Source: postcannotbeempty, via pizza)


  11. fraek:

    i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

    (Source: menstruate, via seedy)

  12. 8bitatoms:







    Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

    imagine banging someone on that table

    imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

    noooooo stop

    Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

    What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

    aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

    (Source: rialxoan, via hotdonger)


  13. florida-country-girl:



    there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless


    I don’t know which face is more accurate

    (Source: itamochi, via mathsdebater)